Zappo's Joke of the Day

Q: What did the alien say to the gardener?
A: Take me to your weeder!

It is so funny!

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Ok, who even knew Zappo's had such a thing? I called ask about the order I returned, and when listening to the phone tree, I couldn't resist listening to the "joke of the day."

HELP! I've Run Out of Windex and Can't See!

Today, at Sears Auto:
I am waiting at the counter for the nice man to finish putting my information into his computer so they can take care of my car.

A woman in a Benz drives in, parks, and tells the nice man that she has run out of washer fluid. Only she calls it "car windex." She has run out and doesn't know how to put it into her car (her words). He tells her to go inside the store area (we are in the garage area), purchase it, and he will put it in for her. When she comes back, she is waiting for him to finish with me, and is a bit impatient. I remark to her that if she pops her hood, she can probably figure out where the fluid goes.

She looks at me and with a straight face, says, "I don't know how to pop the hood either."

Are you kidding me?! You drive the frickin' car and don't know how to open the hood?! Is it just me, or does that seem insane?

Ok, maybe that's harsh, but honestly. "Helpless" women get on my nerves.

Woo-hoo!

My biopsy results are in: BENIGN!

And my sister continues to recuperate. She has her ups and downs, but is doing well medically. She enjoyed hearing me read all the well wishes.

So even though it's freezing outside and my little feet are cold, it's a good day. Celebrate!